The reasonable one. The voice of measured takes and calm analysis — at least until someone says something wrong about a game he loves, at which point all bets are off.

Awkward_Rock grew up on video games, has strong feelings about the direction of the industry, and really, genuinely likes rocks. Not metaphorically. Actual rocks. Don’t ask, just accept it.

You’ll find his byline on game reviews, industry hot takes, and the occasional piece where he defends an unpopular opinion with more conviction than is probably necessary.

The gnome enthusiast. The conspiracy theorist. The guy who will spend forty minutes explaining why gnomes are misrepresented in mainstream media and why that matters more than you think.

Elfishchunk brings a hyperfixation energy to everything he touches — board games, tabletop, movies, pop culture — and when he locks in on something he goes deep. Really deep. He’s also a massive Dune nerd, as in genuinely obsessed with the entire universe, the lore, the politics, the sandworms, all of it. If you want to talk Dune, he’s your guy. If you don’t, he’ll probably bring it up anyway.

Also co-host of the Awkward & Elfish podcast, where the gnome discourse and unsolicited Dune analysis continues unfiltered.